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From the Home Office in Sioux City, Iowa, it's the Top Ten List for February 2, 1995

Read by David Letterman on his show.

Top Ten Hot Dog Vendor Pickup Lines

10. I'm a hot dog vendor by day, a love machine by night.
9. If you're not a health inspector, I'd like to get to
know you better.
8. I'm a close personal friend of Oscar Meyer.
7. You smell like sauerkraut.
6. When I think about you, I touch my hot dogs.
5. May I put your change in your pocket for you?
4. Are you beautiful, or am I loopy on bus fumes?
3. Please, I beg you -- I'm a very lonely man.
2. I'll make you queen of the wieners.
1. Kiss me and the dog is free.


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