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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these,Dad?". To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son Men use them to have safe sex.". "Oh I see.", replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package." The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men.", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!"
exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for......



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