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So a crusty old Navy Chief found himself at a gala event downtown hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance one of whom approached the Chief for conversation.

She said, "Excuse me sir but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time or is something bothering you"?

"No," the Chief said "just serious by nature".

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you've seen a lot of action".

The Chief's short reply was, "Yep".

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said "You know you should lighten up a little - relax and enjoy yourself".

The Chief just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex"?

The Chief looked at her and replied, "1958".

She said, "Well there you go…you really need to chill out and quit taking everything so serious. I mean no sex since 1958 - that's a little extreme".

The Chief, glancing at his watch said in his matter of a fact voice, "Oh I don't know it's only 2020 right now."


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