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Clinton dies & is on his way to hell. At Hell's gate he meets Judgment. Judgment tells Clinton that Hell is full, but that Clinton will be replacing one of the inhabitants. Clinton will be given the choice of who he will replace forever in Hell.

3 doors appear before Clinton. The 1st. door opens. Behind it is Newt Gingrich pounding rocks into little rocks. Clinton says that looks painful & wants no part of it.

The 2nd. door opens. Behind it is Ted Kennedy. He is diving for automobile parts in a pool of dirty water. Clinton declines.

The 3rd. opens & behind it is Ken Starr. He is naked & bound. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky. "I can handle that!" Clinton says enthusiastically.

"Very well," says Judgment.

"Monica, you may go!"

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