Glad you liked the disclaimer! *LOL* Keep it in mind for these JOKES! *LOL*
How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a heck of a lot of light bulbs.
. . . Taurus?
What, me move?
. . . Gemini?
2 (Okay, that was cheap)
. . .Cancer?
Only one, but he has to bring his mother.
A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.
One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.
Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.
None. They LIKE the dark.
One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.
The light's fine as it is.
Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?
What light bulb?
And there's even one for us Astrologers! *chuckle* Here is its:
How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb?
"Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!"
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