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good one, and... I love the disclaimer (ha ha ha).



On 9/2/99 3:00:04 PM, ~*Donna*~ wrote:
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>I know you all know that I'm
>an Astrologer...so I'm
>stressing that these are JUST
>jokes! Besides which...I
>didn't write them! *S*
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>How many Aries does it take to
>change a lightbulb?
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>They changed it already.
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>How many Taurians does it take
>to change a lightbulb?
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>Taurus gets bulbs that don't
>need changing.
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>How many Gemini does it take
>to change a lightbulb?
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>At least two to take out the
>old bulb, two to shop for a
>new one, two to write a book
>about it and two more to
>discuss it on a talk show.
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>How many Cancers does it take
>to change a lightbulb?
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>Their mom's change it for
>them. Anyway, they'd light a
>candle if they have to.
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>How many Leos does it take to
>change a lightbulb?
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>None. Their domestic service
>professionals will change it.
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>How many Virgos does it take
>to change a lightbulb?
>Usually just one. However,
>they will need to clean the
>sockets, read comparative
>consumer information about
>light bulbs, check the wiring
>and read all the warranties,
>gaurantees and refund
>policies.
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>How many Libras does it take
>to change a lightbulb?
>
>Well, at least two to shop for
>the bulb, and a couple more to
>look for accessories, and
>maybe a couple more to return
>the bulb if it didn't work and
>do lunch.
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>How many Scorpios does it take
>to change a lightbulb?
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>A Scorpio light bulb isn't
>changed. It's transformed. You
>just push a button and
>activate the next life. Why do
>you ask? Are you a member of a
>law enforcement agency?
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>How many Sagittarians does it
>take to change a lightbulb?
>
>Sagittarians don't change
>lightbulbs, but they can teach
>you how to do it, for a fat
>fee.
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>How many Capricorns does it
>take to change a lightbulb?
>
>Their secretaries will get
>back to you.
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>How many Aquarians does it
>take to change a lightbulb?
>
>Aquarians don't have to change
>lightbulbs. They can invent
>better ones.
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>How many Pisces does it take
>to change a lightbulb?
>
>O dear God, I don't know. O
>that's it, the bulb will
>change itself, if it is God's
>will.
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