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I know you all know that I'm an Astrologer...so I'm stressing that these are JUST jokes! Besides which...I didn't write them! *S*

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How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb?

They changed it already.

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How many Taurians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Taurus gets bulbs that don't need changing.


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How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb?

At least two to take out the old bulb, two to shop for a new one, two to write a book about it and two more to discuss it on a talk show.

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How many Cancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Their mom's change it for them. Anyway, they'd light a candle if they have to.

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Their domestic service professionals will change it.

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How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Usually just one. However, they will need to clean the sockets, read comparative consumer information about light bulbs, check the wiring and read all the warranties, gaurantees and refund policies.

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How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, at least two to shop for the bulb, and a couple more to look for accessories, and maybe a couple more to return the bulb if it didn't work and do lunch.

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Scorpio light bulb isn't changed. It's transformed. You just push a button and activate the next life. Why do you ask? Are you a member of a law enforcement agency?

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sagittarians don't change lightbulbs, but they can teach you how to do it, for a fat fee.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

Their secretaries will get back to you.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Aquarians don't have to change lightbulbs. They can invent better ones.

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How many Pisces does it take to change a lightbulb?

O dear God, I don't know. O that's it, the bulb will change itself, if it is God's will.





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