How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb?
Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
Taurus: One, but just try to convince them that the burned out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done –they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it is suppose to be done.
Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Leo: Leos don’t change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they’re out.
Libra: Er, two. Or, maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?
Scorpio: That information is strictly confidential and shared only with the enlightened ones in the Star Chamber of Ancient Hierarchial Order.
Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and your inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?
Capricorn: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.
Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so…
Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?
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