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How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb?


Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?

Taurus: One, but just try to convince them that the burned out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done –they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it is suppose to be done.

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Leo: Leos don’t change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they’re out.

Libra: Er, two. Or, maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

Scorpio: That information is strictly confidential and shared only with the enlightened ones in the Star Chamber of Ancient Hierarchial Order.

Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and your inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

Capricorn: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so…

Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?



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