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>If you pass gas consistently
>for 6 years and 9 months,
>enough gas is produced to
>create the energy of an atomic
>bomb.


or you can eat one bean burrito at Taco Smell and accomplish the same feat in one day!

On 8/31/99 1:19:10 PM, hrwhite wrote:
>If you yelled for 8 years, 7
>months and 6 days, you would
>have produced enough sound
>energy to heat one cup of
>coffee.
>
>If you pass gas consistently
>for 6 years and 9 months,
>enough gas is produced to
>create the energy of an atomic
>bomb.
>
>The human heart creates enough
>pressure when it pumps out to
>the body to squirt blood 30
>feet.
>
>A pig's orgasm lasts for 30
>minutes.
>
>Banging your head against a
>wall uses 150 calories an
>hour.
>
>Humans and dolphins are the
>only species that have sex for
>pleasure.
>
>On average people fear spiders
>more than they do death.
>
>The strongest muscle in the
>body is the tongue.
>
>You can't kill yourself by
>holding your breath.
>
>Americans on the average eat a
>total of 18 acres of pizza
>every day.
>
>Every time you lick a stamp,
>you're consuming 1/10 of a
>calorie.
>
>You are more likely to be
>killed by a champagne cork
>than by a poisonous spider.
>(Moral: Always be willing to
>pay extra for good champagne.
>Cheap champagne is not worth
>the risk)
>
>Right-handed people live, on
>average, nine years longer
>than left-handed people do.
>
>In ancient Egypt, Priests
>plucked every hair from their
>bodies, including their
>eyebrows and eyelashes.
>
>A crocodile cannot stick its
>tongue out.
>
>The ant can lift 50 times its
>own weight, can pull 30 times
>its own weight and always
>falls over on its right side
>when intoxicated. (How did
>they determine that?)
>
>Polar bears are left handed.
>
>The catfish has over 27,000
>taste buds, that makes the
>catfish rank #1 for animal
>having the most taste buds.
>(Are our palates just not
>sophisticated enough to
>appreciate the complex taste
>of pond scum?)
>
>The flea can jump 350 times
>its body length, It's like a
>human jumping the length of a
>football field.
>
>A cockroach will live nine
>days without it's head, before
>it starves to death.
>
>The male praying mantis cannot
>copulate while its head is
>attached to its body. The
>female initiates sex by
>ripping the males head off.
>
>Some lions mate over 50 times
>a day.
>
>Butterflies taste with their
>feet.
>
>Elephants are the only animals
>that can't jump.
>
>A cat's urine glows under a
>blacklight.
>
>An ostrich's eye is bigger
>than it's brain.
>
>Starfishes haven't got brains
>
>
>To the world you may be just
>one person, but to one person
>you may be the world.
>
>



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