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Thoughts to Offend Everyone
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> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
> 1. He went into his father's business.
> 2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
> 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin,
> and his mother was sure he was God.
>
> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
> 1. He never got married.
> 2. He was always telling stories.
> 3. He loved green pastures
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> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
> 1. His first name was Jesus.
> 2. He was bilingual.
> 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.
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> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
> 1. He talked with his hands.
> 2. He had wine with every meal.
> 3. He worked in the building trades.
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> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
> 1. He never cut his hair.
> 2. He walked around barefoot.
> 3. He invented a new religion
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> and finally .............................
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> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
> 1. He called everybody brother.
> 2. He liked Gospel.
> 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
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