A Texan, a New Yawker, and a Floridian go into a bar and each orders a full bottle of his favorite drink. The Texan takes a swig from a bottle of Tequila, throws the almost full bottle into the air, pulls out a .45 and shoots it. He says, "Where I'm from we have lots of Tequilla." The New Yawker takes a sip from a bottle of Absolut, throws the bottle into the air, pulls out a little silver 'Saturday night special', and shoots it. He says, "Where I'm from we have an abundance of vodka." The Floridian takes a drink from his bottle of Perrier, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out a "357", shoots the New Yawker, and catches the bottle. He says, "Where I'm from we have too many New Yawkers, but I want to recycle this bottle."
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