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Four guys are driving cross-country together -- one from Iowa, one from Idaho, one from Florida, and the last one is from New York.

A few miles down the road, the man from Iowa begins pulling ears of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window. The man from Florida asks "What are you doing that for?"

The man from Iowa replies, "Man, we have so many of these darned things in Iowa I'm sick of looking at them!"

A bit further down the road the man from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throwing them out the window. The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, "What the heck are you doing?"

The man from Idaho says, "Man, we have so many of these darned things in Idaho they're laying around on the ground and I'm sick of looking at them!"

Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens the car door and pushes out the New Yorker.



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