This is a true story. We're sitting in a "skin" bar in Central Florida taking a break from the evening's work. One of our group attaches enough money to a dancer's g-string so that when her act is over she comes over and sits real close to him.
After he buys her two or three drinks, she cuddles up real close to him and sez: "I'd do anything for a plane ticket back to L.A.". Without hesitating for a second, he replies: "How about $50 and a Greyhound bus ticket?"...he must've been from SI!
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