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The "truth" about men.......?

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Men will screw anything

What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted

What is the thinnest book in the world? "What Men Know About Women"

How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner

What's the difference between a man and a government bond? Bonds mature

How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head

What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up

How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We donít know, it's never happened

How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped.

What is a manís idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum

What's the difference between a man and ET? ET phoned home

What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer

What's the difference between a man and a catfish? One is bottom feeding scum sucker, and the other is a fish

What did God say after creating man? I can do better. - Then he created woman.

What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention

What are the two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business

If men got pregnant, abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive through windows.

Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first name basis with the one who makes all the decisions.

Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

How are man like linoleum? Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk on them for 30 years.




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