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* I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun.

* Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?

* I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

* Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

* I hate everybody, and you're next.

* Please don't make me kill you.

* And your point is ...

* I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

* I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

* Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

* Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

* You KNOW you want me.

* Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.

* Of course I don't look busy. . . I did it right the first time.

* Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

* I'm multi-talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.

* Do NOT start with me. You won't win.

* You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

* All stressed out and no one to choke.

* I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

* How can I miss you if you won't go away?

* Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

* If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

* Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.

* Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

* Objects Under This Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear.



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