Very good joke!
And while we are on the subject of "Willie The Weasel," how about this one?
“President Clinton’s Testimony” (as reported by Dr. Seuss):
I did not do it in a car,
I did not do it in a bar,
I did not do it in the dark,
I did not do it in the park,
I did not do it on a date,
Heck, we never came close to a
I did not do it at a dance,
I did not do it in her pants,
I never did it in a bed,
If you think that -- you’ve been
I did not do it with a groan,
I did not do it on the ‘phone,
I did not cause her dress to
Anyone who says that is a pain!
I did not do it with a whip,
You can be sure that I never,
ever fondled Linda Tripp!
I never really acted silly,
With any volunteers, such as
There was one time, with Margaret
I chased her ‘round, but couldn’t
No kinky stuff for me -- not on
I wouldn’t ever -- not even with my
As to Gennifer Flowers? Those
tales of woes,
Was all paid for by my right wing
And Paul Jones, and those State
Thar just a bunch of party poopers!
I did not ask my friends to lie,
I did not hang them out to dry,
I did not do it last November,
But if I did ...I don’t remember!
I did not do it in the hall,
I guess I could have, but I don’t
I never did it in my study,
I never did it with my dog,
I never did it with Sox, the
I might have, once, with Arafat, I never did it in a hurry,
Why, I never once groped Ms. Betty
There was no sex at Arlington,
There was no sex on Air Force One,
I might have copped a little feel,
And this, endeavored to conceal,
But I never did those things so
(At least never in the nude!).
These things to which I have
Do not count, as we all stayed
It never happened with a cigar,
I never dated Mrs. Starr,
I did not know that this little
Would be told over and over again
I broke some rules my mamma taught
I tried to hide it - but now you’ve
But, I implore! I do beseech!!
Do not condemn me! Do not impeach!!
I might have got a little tail,
But never -- never -- did I ever
Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek, perhaps, underneath
And did you tell this girl to lie,
If called upon to testify?
That is it! You’ve gone too far!!
I do not like you, old meany Starr!
I will not answer any more!
In fact - I think I will start a war!
The public is easy to distract,
When bombs are falling on Iraq!
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