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1.) Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2.) A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
3.) You can open all your own jars.
4.) Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
5.) You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
6.) You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
7.) You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
8.) If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
9.) Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
10.) If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
11.) Everything on your face stays its original color.
12.) Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
13.) You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
14.) Car mechanics tell you the truth.
15.) Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
16.) Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental 75 bucks.
17.) You don't mooch off other's desserts.
18.) You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
19.) If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
20.) You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
21.) You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
22.) The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
23.) One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
24.)You can do your nails with a pocketknife.

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