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Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty.

For my teenager to announce, "Hey, Mom!  I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!"

A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hi ya, Mom!" just as I put razor to my ankle.

To be able to step on a plane with my toddlers and not have some yuppie-geek moan, "Oh, no!  Why me?"

Four words:  Fisher Price Play Prison

A full-time cleaning (male) person who looks like Brad Pitt.

To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions.


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