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A "sniglet" is any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should. Here's a few:

accordionated (ah KOR de on ay tid) - adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

alponium (al PO nee um) - n. (chemical symbol: Ap) Initial blast of odor upon opening a can of dog food.

aquadextrous (ak wa DEKS trus) - adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

cheedle (CHEE dul) - n. The residue left on one's fingertips after consuming a bag of Cheetos.

choconiverous (chahk o NIV ur us) - adj. The tendency, when eating a chocolate Easter bunny, to first bite off the head.

detruncus (de TRUNK us) - n. The embarrassing phenomenon of losing one's bathing shorts while diving into a swimming pool.

elecelleration (el a cel er AY shun) - n. The mistaken notion that the more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive.

flannister (FLAN is tur) - n. The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack of beer together.

wondracide (WUN druh side) - n. The act of murdering a piece of bread with a knife and cold butter.

yinkel (YIN kul) - n. A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.

yink (yinc) - n. One strand of hair that covers a bald spot.

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