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A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender serves
him and asks him if he would like to try the bar game of darts. Three in the
bulls eye and win a prize.. Only a dollar for three darts.

The drunk agrees and throws the first dart. A bulls eye!! Downs another
drink, takes aim on wobbly feet, lets go...Two bulls eyes!!!! Two more quick
drinks go down. Barely able to stand, he lets go of the last dart. Three
bulls eyes!!!

All are astounded. No one has ever won. The bartender searches for a
prize... grabs a turtle from the bar's terrarium and presents it to the drunk
as his prize.

Three weeks pass... The drunk returns and orders more drinks, then
announces he would like to try the dart game again. To the total amazement
and wonderment of all the local drunks, he scores three more bulls eyes and
demands his prize.

The bartender, being a sort of drunk himself, and a bit short of memory,
doesn't know what to give, so he asks the drunk "Say, what did you win the
last time?"

And the drunk responds, "A roast beef sandwich on a hard roll!"




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