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A twinkie has a shelf life of two years, so if I keep eating a lot of twinkies does that mean I can live forever?

Can a storm be officially designated as a tornado without touching down at a trailer park?

Got Milk?

Have you ever had to think?

How big is big???

How do I get this marble out of my nose?

How does the Ouija board work? I mean does it run on batteries?

How old are you??????

How'd you get this job?

If "knowledge is power", why does stupidity reign?

If Adam and Eve were the only first two people, then aren't we all inbred freaks?

If I was an axe murderer, who would I target first?

If the media went on strike, who would cover the story?

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

In your own words what do cucumbers smell like?

Is it wrong to use someone for their money?

Mr. Gates asked me to ask you, "Where do you want to go today?"


What exactly are your credentials for this job?

What happens if I break the laws of physics? Will Sir Issac Newton and Albert Einstein come and haunt me?

Where do my socks REALLY go when i put them in the dryer and only one from each pair shows up?!

Who invented sex? Whoever it was was pretty damn smart!!

Why do banks leave both doors unlocked and yet chain the pens to the counters?

Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

Why is it called Post-it, when it can be called stick-it?

Why is it that "fat chance" means the same as "slim chance".

You are really fine. Will you go out with me?


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