From the mouths of babes George Jaenicke grjaenicke firstname.lastname@example.org
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden
their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of
lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and
The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint,
but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of
the kids were stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's somethin your mommy
and daddy probably call each other all the time."
Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted,
"Spit 'em out, they're assholes!"
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