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Sayings Harry White Harry da Hammer Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

Give your son a hint. On his bedroom door put this sign: CHECKOUT TIME IS 18."

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

I earn a six-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."

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