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He said/She said Harry White Harry da Hammer leighnharry@earthlink.net He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
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He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
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She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
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He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
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He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'
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On wall in ladies room: 'My husband follows me everywhere'
Written just below it: 'I do not'
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Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
She said...'Who's gonna look?'
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He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
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He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.
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He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.


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