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The miracle Neal Mulligan neal karenmulligan@rcn.com

An Irish priest is driving down to New York
and gets stopped for speeding in
Connecticut. The state trooper smells
alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees
an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest. The trooper
says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says,
"Good Lord! He's done it again!"


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