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Mahjong Confessions Dan Blaine DBLIVIT blaine@eucom.mil 4 Jewish women were playing mahjong, as they had been doing every Tuesday evening for the last 25 years.

One of them tells the others: "We have been together for so long and you are my closest friends so I feel the need to reveal the truth about myself. I suffer from nymphomania and have had many lovers over the years."

The others digest this news for a moment and then each in turn decides to also confess their secrets to their friends.

The second reveals that she has been visiting a plastic surgeon for many years and has had her body enhanced and her wrinkles removed on a continuing basis.

The third reveals that she is a closet lesbian and has had a lady lover for over ten years.

The fourth says: "Well, I'm a yenta and I can't wait to spread the news!"


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