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Senior Driver Ken Parese PoTown kparese@vh.net An elderly couple were driving cross country, the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol.

The officer said, "ma'am did you know you were speeding?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."

The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."

The woman gives him her license.

The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever
had."

The woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU."

KP in PK


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