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joke Neal Mulligan neal karenmulligan@rcn.com > > > >>The CIA had an opening for an
> > > >>assassin. After all
> > > >>of the background checks,
> > > >>interviews, and testing were
> > > >>done there were three finalists,
> > > >>two men and a woman.
> > > >>For the final test, the CIA agents
> > > >>took one of the
> > > >>men to a large metal door and
> > > >>handed him a gun. "We
> > > >>must know that you will follow your
> > > >>instructions, no
> > > >>matter what the circumstances.
> > > >>Inside of this room, you will find
> > > >>your wife sitting
> > > >>in a chair, kill her!!!
> > > >>The man said, "You can't be
> > > >>serious. I could never
> > > >>shoot my wife." The agent said,
> > > >>"Then you're not the
> > > >>right man for this job.
> > > >>The second man was given the same
> > > >>instructions. He
> > > >>took the gun and went into the
> > > >>room. All was quiet for
> > > >>about five minutes. Then the man
> > > >>came out with tears
> > > >>in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't
> > > >>kill my wife."
> > > >>The agent said, "You don't have
> > > >>what it takes, Take
> > > >>your wife and go home."
> > > >>Finally, it was the woman's turn.
> > > >>She was given
> > > >>the same instructions, to kill her
> > > >>husband. She took
> > > >>the gun and went into the room.
> > > >>Shots were heard, one
> > > >>shot after another. They heard
> > > >>screaming, crashing,
> > > >>banging on the walls. After a few
> > > >>minutes, all was
> > > >>quiet. The door opened slowly and
> > > >>There stood the woman.
> > > >>She wiped the sweat from her brow
> > > >>and said, "You guys
> > > >>didn't tell me the gun was loaded
> > > >>with blanks. I had
> > > >>to beat him to death with the
> > > >>chair."




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