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Elementary School Jokes Harry White Big Harry leighnharry@earthlink.net HOW DO CRAZY PEOPLE GO THROUGH THE FOREST?
THEY TAKE THE PSYCHO PATH!

WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?
DAM!

WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG?
POLAROIDS!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
A STICK!

WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?
NACHO CHEESE!

WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS?
SUBORDINATE CLAUSES!

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
FROSTBITE

WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
A NERVOUS WRECK!

WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM!

WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
SANKA!

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
THE LOCATION OF THE DIRT BAG!

WHY DO A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?
BECAUSE THEY WEAR THEIR BELT BUCKLE ON THEIR HAT!

HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
UNIQUE UP ON IT!

HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT?
TAME WAY, UNIQUE UP ON IT!

WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
SKEET!

HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND A TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME?
EITHER WAY, SOMEBODY'S GONNA LOSE A TRAILER!



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