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Measurements Harry White Big Harry leighnharry@earthlink.net Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi
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2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale
University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
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2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
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1 millionth mouthwash: 1 microscope
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Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier: Mach Turtle
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Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
Knot-furlong
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365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less
filling: 1 lite year
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16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Sterling
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Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
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1000 aches: 1 megahurtz
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Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
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Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line
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Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
bananosecond
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453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
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Given the old adage "a journey of a thousand miles begins
with a single step," the first step of a one-mile journey:
1 Milwaukee
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1 million microphones: 1 megaphone
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1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
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365.25 days: 1 unicycle



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