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chain letter Neal Mulligan neal This letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.

Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of this list, and add your name to the bottom.

When your turn comes, you will receive 16,255 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.

At the time of writing this, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, 4 of whom were worth keeping.

Remember - this chain brings luck. One man's cat died, and the next day
he received a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.

You can be lucky too, so DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!

One man broke the chain and got his wife back. >>

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