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A Blonde's Wish Robert Sheridan FawCawnahs I'm sure I read it here, probably from "Harry Da Reprobate," but here goes:

Why are there breasts on blondes?

So men will talk to them, why else?



Look, I don' wanna hear from any offended blondes. It was a joke. Not as good as the Amazin' Goldstein, but a joke nonetheless.

I tried to tell Goldstein at the Caffe Roma the other day but the guys started laughing at the walnut stage, so I started laughing at the cocoanut stage, and by the time I'd got to the punch-line, I walked all over it.

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