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A few words from the visionary Steven Wright Dave Troland trollman I'm proud to say that Steven Wright and I were both born on December 6, 1955.

Some of my favorites of his:

- I bought a house. There's this switch on the wall that doesn't do anything. Everday I tried it - up and down, up and down. Two weeks later I got a call from a woman in Cleveland. She told me to knock it off.

- If you bought a car that could travel at the speed of light, would the headlamps help?

- My neighbor's dog always bothers me, so I put contact lenses in his eyes with pictures of a cat on them. Then I took out just the left one. Now he runs in circles to the right.


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