Things you wish you could say at work Richard La Dieu Rich LaDieu firstname.lastname@example.org
Believe it or not, I do say some of these thing and more at work .....
1. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again....
2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
2. How about never? Is never good for you?
4 I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.
6. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
7. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s**t.
8. I really like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
11. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
12. Yes, I am an agen of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. You sound reasonable...Time to up the medication.
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