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iBAD JOKES.....GOOD JOKES....U BE THE JUDGE HELENE FRIEDMAN (CASSARA) BABY GIRL emeraldhc1@aol.com
Helene (Friedman) Cassara

1. What is the leading cause of death with lesbians?
A: HAIR BALLS

2. What can Life Savers do that men cannot?
A: COME IN 5 FLAVORS

3: What is good on pizza but bad on p---y?
A: CRUST

4: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A: BECAUSE KERMIT LIKE SWEET AND SOUR PORK

5: How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
A: IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND SHEWS BEFORE SWALLOWING

6: What do you get when you get Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy together?
A: A RED HEADED BITCH WITH A YEAST INFECTION

7: How do you piss off Winnie the Pooh?
A: BY STICKING YOUR FINGERS IN HIS HONEY

8: What is the ultimate rejection?
A: WHEN YOUR MASTURBASTING AND YOUR HAND FALLS ASLEEP

9: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
A: I TOLD YOU TO LICK MY ERECTION, NOT WRECK MY ELECTION

10: What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
A: BOTH CAN SMELL IT BUT CANT EAT IT.

OK FOLKS. MORE TO COME. THIS IS LIKE LETTERMANS TOP 10.

MORE TO FOLLOW TOMORROW

HELENE



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