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Polish Sausage Harry White Harry da Hammer leighnharry@earthlink.net A guy goes into a store and says to the clerk, "I would like some Polish Sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy
says, "Well, yes I am...but if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian??? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask if I were German?? or if I asked for a taco, would you ask if I were Mexican?
The clerk says, "Well, no."
The guy says, "Well then, why would you ask if I were Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage????"
The clerk says, "Because, this is a hardware store!!"



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