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SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE GREAT OUTDOORS...... HELENE FRIEDMAN (CASSARA) BABY GIRL emeraldhc1@aol.com
Helene (Friedman) Cassara


Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip, and fall asleep. Some few hours later, Sherlock Holmes wakes up and wakes his faithful friend.

"WATSON, WAKE UP. LOOK UP AT THE SKY AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE."

Watson replies, "I see a million stars."

Holmes said, "So what does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are million of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why what does it tell you my dear friend Sherlock?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen the tent."



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