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Three Samurai Dan Blaine DBLIVIT blaine@eucom.mil In keeping with the Eastern theme here's this little jewel:

Hadji comes to the United States from India, and he's only
> > > here a few months when he becomes very ill. He goes to
> > > doctor after doctor, but none of them can help him. Finally,
> > > he goes to an Indian doctor.
> > >
> > > The doctor says, "Take dis bucket, go into de other room,
> > > sh*t in de bucket, p*ss on de sh*t, and then put your head
> > > down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten
> > > minutes."
> > >
> > > Hadji takes the bucket, goes into the other room, sh*ts in
> > > the bucket, p*sses on the sh*t, bends over, and breathes in
> > > the fumes for ten minutes.
> > >
> > > Then he comes back to the doctor and says, "It worked!
> > > I feel terrific. What was it?"
> > >
> > > The doctor says, "You were homesick."



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