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For Harry Neal Mulligan neal karenmulligan@rcn.com Harry,
Sorry about the fall, Don Imus is in hospital with broken ribs, collar bone from fall off horse.

Hopefully this won't hurt.

I send sad news: The Pillsbury Doughboy passed away on Friday at age 71. Death was caused by complications from a sever yeast infection and repeated pokes in the belly.

Quotes from notables: "He always rose to the occasion"...Betty Crocker
"He'll never know how much he was kneaded"....Aunt Jemima
"He was a roll model for millions"....Mrs. Butterworth

The Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough and two children, with one in the oven.

In lieu of flours contributions of Hostess Twinkies are requested.

THE FUNERAL WAS HELD AT 3:50 FOR 20 MINUTES.

Neal (:<)



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