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Helene (Friedman) Cassara

Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball game when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his BUTT.

"If you don't mind me saying," said the second guy,"That cork looks terribly uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"

"I can't", lamented the first man. "It's permanent."

"I don't understand," said the other.

The first guy says, "I was walking along the beach not to long ago, and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge man in a turban came oozing out."

He said to me, "I am Hasan the Genie. I can only grant you one wish. What do you wish for?"

He said, "NO SHIT"

So he remains with a cork up his BUTT permanently.

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