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Helene (Friedman) Cassara

Ok I have a cute joke also for everyone:

Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so off they went to the unempoyment office. When asked his occupation, Ole said, "PANTY STITCHER", I sew the elastic onto cotton panites.

The clerk looked up PANTY STITCHER. After finding it classified as unskilled labor, the clerk gave him $300.00 a week unemployment pay.

Sven was asked his occupation. He replied, "DIESEL FITTER." The clerk looked up his occupation and found that DIESEL FITTER as a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600.00 a week.

When Ole found out that Sven was getting $300.00 more than him. he was furious. He stormed back into the Unemployment office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained to Ole: PANTY STITCHERS were unskilled jobs, and DIESEL FITTERS were a skilled labor.

"WHAT SKILLED LABOR", yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on the panties, and Sven pulls them down on his head and says, "YAH OLE, THINK DIESEL FITTER.

Thanks everybody. Hope to put a smile on your face today.

Love Helene

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