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My son's joke C Connelly mcgil mmmg@netscape.net my eight year old asked me to share his joke with you guys. So hear goes...

A pig came into a bar and ordered a rootbeer, he drank his rootbeer, went to the bathroom and left.

A second pig came into the same bar, ordered two rootbeers, drank them, went to the bathroom and left.

Then, the third pig came in, ordered three rootbeers, drank them, went to the bathroom and left.

The fourth pig went in, ordered four rootbeers, drank them, went to the bathroom and left.

Finally the fifth pig came in and he ordered five root beers and went to leave the bar. The bartender stopped him and said, "Your friends all went to the bathroom before they left, aren't you?" To which the pig replied, "no, I'm going to go wee-wee all the way home."



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