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Who's best C Connelly mcgil mmmg@netscape.net >>WHO'S BEST?
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>>The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are
>>the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a
>>test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
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>>The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.They
>>question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
>>extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
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>>The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
>>killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no
>apologies.
>>The rabbit had it coming.
>>
>>The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
>>bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'



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