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Fred C Connelly mcgil mmmg@netscape.net A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling
> > > > >> > faster than the posted speed limit. Since he was in a good
> > > > >> > mood that day he decided to give the poor fellow a break
> > > > >> > and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > So, he asks the man his name.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > "Fred" he replies.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > "Fred what?" the officer asks.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > "Just Fred" the man responds. When the officer presses
> > > > >> > him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to
> > > > >> > have a last name but lost it.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > The officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands
> > > > >> > but plays along with it.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > The man replies... "It's a long story so stay with me.
> > > > >> > I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name.
> > > > >> > The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to
> > > > >> > myself. I studied hard and got good grades.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor.
> > > > >> > I went through college, medical school, internship,
> > > > >> > residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to
> > > > >> > go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the
> > > > >> > way through school, got my degree so I was now
> > > > >> > Fred Dingaling MD DDS.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my
> > > > >> > assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS
> > > > >> > with VD.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my
> > > > >> > DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS
> > > > >> > because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me
> > > > >> > as Fred Dingaling with VD.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > He got off without even a warning.



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