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Operations Harry White Harry da Hammer Two little kids are in a hospital lying on gurneys next to each other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, " What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give
you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"
The second kid then asks. "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. "Couldn't walk for a year!"

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