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ah, this explains a lot Neal Mulligan neal This explains a lot.................

(Lost Chapter in Genesis)

Adam was moping around the garden of Eden.
God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he was lonely and didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and
that it would be a woman.

God said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you,
and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you.

She will always agree with every decision you make, and
chuckle at all your jokes. She will bear your children and
never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to
take care of them.

She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit
she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.

She will never have a headache and will freely give you
love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history . . .

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