Funny; that reminds me (because it's funny) of one emailed by one of our loyal NosTrivians (Bob C?, I think it wuz); he tells it well; I'll shorten it down to the nitty-gritty, which is that one of New Yawk's Finest happens upon a guy in a field out in New Springville, I think it was (he was a Tottenvillian, if I'm not mistaken) one nite making love to a huge pumpkin just around this time of year. "Hey, whaddya you think you're doin' making love to a pumpkin?" asks NY's Finest.
To which our quick thinking StatNislandah immediately replies: "Ya mean it's after midnite already?"
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