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CAN BEER TURN MEN INTO WOMEN? Harry White hrwhite leighnharry@earthlink.net Yesterday, scientists for the USDA suggested that men should look closer at their beer consumption after considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were
given eight pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when proven wrong.

No further testing is planned.



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