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Leftovers Neal Mulligan neal karenmulligan@rcn.com Subject: Leftovers

A very upper-class lady enters a tattoo parlor and sits down.
The owner is quite surprised so he rushes over and asks, "May I help you madam?"

To his shock and delight, she lifts her silk dress and points to the upper inner right thigh and says, "I would like for you to
tattoo a turkey right there and put the word 'Thanksgiving' under it." She then lifts the other side of her dress and points to the upper inner left thigh and says, " I would like for you to tattoo an evergreen tree with lights and tinsel and an angel on top, right there and put the word "Christmas" under it."

The shop owner was amazed!!! He said, "I can certainly do that, but I must admit this is the most unusual request I have ever
had. Do you mind if I ask why you want to do this."

To which the lady responded, " I'm tired of my husband always saying there is never anything good to eat between Thanksgiving
and Christmas."



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