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Joke Robert Sheridan bobsheridan Lawyers don't mind lawyer jokes.

They mind lawyer jokes that are so old that they've become lame.

They especially won't give you the satisfaction of seeming to appreciate a lame one if they think you're not a lawyer.

The one about "his lips are moving" is so old it's no longer funny except to newcomers. The first time I heard it it was being told by lawyers about cops, in the HOJ elevator, of all places.

If you happen not to be a cop or a lawyer and insist on telling that alleged joke to a cop or a lawyer, you'll be lucky if all you get is groans.

It's a question of judgment, I guess, what jokes you tell and when.

Some of us Islanders are bottom-feeders.


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